Accident prone

Seriously, how accident prone can one person be? Do you think someone is just naturally clumsy or is it fate that accidents happen?

Well, this weekend I managed:

**To fall getting out of my bathtub. Now this was no ordinary fall. I fell so well that my
leg landed on the tub. I now have a lovely black and blue and purple bruise from the middle
of my thigh to the middle of my calf on the back of my leg **

**I tripped walking past my elliptical machine. I was leaving the house and some how my leg
caught the edge of the machine scratching my leg and nearly banging my head into the door**

**Walking into my bathroom, which is carpeted, I slightly walk on a magazine and I start
sliding across the floor and land on my butt **

**Walking into my laundry area, I step on a curtain rod. You know the cheap ones that have
the curved ends. My middle toe on my left foot lands right in the curve and slices the toe from
top to bottom. I can barely walk now. **

So, am I accident prone or is fate trying to tell me something? What can it possibly be trying
to tell me? Tell me to get rid of everything in my house before it kills me??